From Corporate Spirit
corporate spirit? more like corporate brainwashed drones :))
@Potato: aren.t we all more and more, each passing day?
@lovenista101: i’m not, i don’t work in a corporation…
@Potato: you don.t have to work in a corporation to be sucked in by the corporate spirit…
This is so much like my office…
@lovenista101: yeah you do… it comes with the training. it’s right between sucking the customer’s cock so he buys something and licking the boss’ ass for a promotion… figuratively speaking, of course
Ironically, those of us that work on the biggest corporation there is (also known as, government) have no such corporate spirit.
@Dartes: yeah you do, it’s called bureaucracy. it’s a fucked up kind of corporate spirit, instead of working hard efficiently for shit pay you’re being dicks to the people and slowing everything down.
@ Potato – There are plenty of other things that try turning you into a robot, not just corporate trainings. And those working for the government are indeed fucked up badly. Little, or no work at all, dick-like behaving, inefficiency and the rest. At least the corporate robots are efficient and polite..
@ Love – how much of a robot are you, dear?
@Potato: brother, is that experience talking?
I agree with you though, 100%
And the feeling of power upon the uninitiated mortals who depend on you to achieve their administrative goals is enormous.
@CIneva: when it is needed, i can work for more than 16h straight and freeze the smile on my face.
and i.m supposed to be working in the civil society..
that why i say that corporate spirit is not only within big ass corporations..
it gets friggin’ tiring though.
@Dartes: yes… i always like to use an official and authoritarian voice when dealing with public service workers. it makes them feel i outrank them and they become busy and obedient little bees.
@Dartes: I would kill your kind with my bare hands given the opportunity to get away with it. Today I stood in front of a desk where two government employees talked about last night’s dinner for 5 minutes. All the while they knew I was there for info concerning the dole, I was literally 1m away from them, and I was the only one there.
They just didn’t give a rat’s ass until they wrapped up their discussion.
@Patient Zer0: waiting politely for them to finish their conversation and not snapping at the fuckers for being complete dicks makes them do that again to other people over and over again.
@Potato: I did think of that, but then them old ladies become bitchy and might not provide the info that I so desperately needed. They have their asses covered, don’t you worry.
@Patient Zer0: as you wish :) my method never let me down. i’m the public service workers’ worst nightmare :))
@Potato: Next time I’ll ditch the beard, funny hat, sandals and cargo shorts, show up all respectable-like and sound all demanding and shit. Then we’ll see who’s boss.
@Potato: Alas, I’ll still be going to get the dole. Life has a sense of humor.
@Patient Zer0: don’t ditch the beard, trim it to make it look like you’re a boss. also wear something office-casual like. it’s all about the image, instinct is a funny thing to play with. show dominance and they will obey :))
I worked as a car mechanic … all other people there want to work in an office – MONEY –
I just learned on thing – dont work at all if its not your hobby ….
So I joined the Army Infantry ….
Anyway these images are pure genius.
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