By Sergey Vlasov
my mom: “damn kid, why are you watching girls like this here? look how skinny she is! go find one for your measures …”
i died a bit that time :(
romanian moms: emasculating their sons one advice at a time
@Potato: ahahahahahhaa. true that.
don’t laugh, it’s fuckin sad!
@Potato: it.s not if you.re a girl! :D
on the other hand, i had my share of overprotective parents.
that was until i started to roar like a lion and go off alone to all sorts of places. :))
@lovenista101: roar like a lion she said … oh how cute, pussycat :3 …
growl like a bear! silly kitty :P you are so cute i might need you for a pillow for the winter ;)
@lovenista101: and you met all sorts of guys who you thought were pathetic and not good enough for you, right?
@Potato: and even those really good for her had some “needle in a hey” treatment …
@Potato: you see, a chunk of meat is useless if it.s attached to a man who:
1. cannot say anything interesting;
2. dreams of money falling from the sky so that he won.t need to work;
3. is not able to take care of himself on his own;
4. makes grammar/writing mistakes on a daily basis;
…….and the list could go on. :D
@Fat_n_Fluffy86: bear?! no way, queen of the jungle is way more suitable. :))
my point exactly, my dear, it’s fucking sad because your ever-going of male faults are generally the result of the way they were raised by their mothers. and it’s also sad from the girls’ perspective, you have to choose a boyfriend/potential husband from this bunch.
missed a word there… insert [list] after [ever-going]
@Potato: in my defense, i can only say this:
thank you, i am flattered that you consider me to be sexy.
@Potato: :))) it.s your new avatar that got me so confident to finally confess. :))
you look rather ravishing yourself, i must say
@Potato: So I go away for a while and this ^ happens?
Also, you whiny little children, stop whimpering about your parents and just be happy you have them.
@Lisbeth: what do you mean by “this”?
@Potato: The shameless flirting, of course.
oh, i’m sorry, are you a bit jealous?
@Potato: I am extremely jealous.
that is completely unacceptable. what can we do to mend this?
I find myself forced to pull a “Southern vampire” act and say “Tater Tot’s mein!”
Well. I can’t really type a Southern accent. You get the gist.
huh? when did this happen? o.O
@Potato: Just now.
well… i don’t know… lovenista gave us a timid sample of her ample curves which i found quite pleasing. on the other hand your forte so far is only your charming personality which i’m afraid is not enough to secure your claim of ownership. care to entice me with a visual tease?
@lovenista101: i was saying that if you are a lion, i’m a bear …
but you can be queen of the jungle if you want to …
You’re asking to compare curves? Oh, honey yam… Sigh. You’re killing my braincrush.
We’re online. Personality is all you get anyway. It’s why I claimed you over the others.
oh well… it was worth a try. couldn’t live with myself if i hadn’t, my male ego demanded it. you’re quite the lioness though, claiming someone as your own.
@Potato: Rawr! Although: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lioness *gigglesnort*
I’m packing for my next trip. Don’t break my heart while I’m gone.
eww!!! i did not know that!
not making any promises… rawr back at ya
@Lisbeth: so it has come to this …
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