16. Never ever put your dick in crazy.
17. Never fart while climbing down a ladder.
Considering it’s posted in /b/, I’ll take this whole idiocy as trolling.
this is actually pretty good stuff
@narcissa: It could have been trolling if it were false, but considering the fact that you’re a woman and the old man seems to fetch some pretty good advice considering your gender , i say it’s very true.
13 and 15, what the f? /:)
I’d like to defend narcissa, for the sake of female solidarity, but I can’t. Why is this an idiocy? Except for 13 and 15, as fadetoblack mentioned, it’s all kinda valid. Even 4, to some extent.
I find it hard to take advice from someone whose grammar is worse than mine
@HJ: your grammar nazi is so strong with you that you find mistakes even in correct sentences
I make his words mine on 8th.
@Myth: Grammar only, I don’t do spell check. http://postimage.org/image/oz9acsa9t/
@HJ: I think I’d label those as unintentional typos?
Why do you assume I disagree with what he said about women? Almost everything is bs, probably the female stuff is the least of all.
@narcissa: feminist scum.
the 7th and the 8th are plain ignorant generalizing, and the 6th is wrong in so many ways that it gets even hard to explain it. The 12th one gave me a good laugh :D
I wouldn’t say it’s completely idiocy, I think the 1st and the 14th have some good points
@Lisbeth: English is clearly not his native language.
Notwithstanding that, it could be interesting having a chat with that anonymous. Seems to have lived just a little bit more than the average internet surfer.
@Lisbeth: He seems pretty hellbent on using “you” instead of “your.” And I got fired over “unintentional typos,” so to hell with him! XD
Sometimes i wish you would all facefuck a cactus…
@HJ: you top the top of grammar nazzis.
Not interested in advice from an old man trying prove his wisdom on a website.
@Jukari: “an old man trying *to prove” :”>
I am in hearts with boobs
@HJ Thanks, I really needed your grammatical correction, without it I don’t think people would of understood my point.
@Jukari: would have* understood
@narcissa: Well, you called the whole of it “idiocy”. I don’t think any of it is bs, I just think it’s very generic and doesn’t always apply. Which is fine, I don’t think anyone goes to 4chan to seek wisdom and gospels.
@Lisbeth: Which is why stuff like that should stay in 4chan ;)
They are generic, ignorant and offensive. I would explain point by point but I would feel dirty =(
Also I said all, because even if you find one thing that COULD be remotely taken into consideration, it’s nullified by being generic, ignorant and offensive.
@narcissa: You’re dumb. You would explain it point by point, but you can’t. You think that by acting superior towards the matter at hand you would prove it wrong. You’re nothing but a pretentious leather bag of organic matter and i advise you to stop talking.
I hate it when people hurry to dismiss the value of words if they aren’t shown in the right context. If a movie would have contained those lines you would think to yourself “wow, that’s cool. i kind of know what they are trying to say”. You disgust me.
@narcissa: Please, do explain. We want you to feel dirty!
@narcissa: I get you but, on the other hand, lot of meh’s content is generic, ignorant and offensive. Which, imo, is where the humour comes from, if you learn not to take it too seriously.
@Shirtpants: good try :3
@HJ: kinky o:
@Lisbeth: Uhm, I’m a fan of offensive humour, but you can’t tell me this is humour :/
And my first comment was simply saying I’m gonna take it like a troll post, hence not taking it seriously
@narcissa: Unbelievably ignorant woman , that is not humor nor a troll post. It is advice, from an older and much, much, much wiser person than you.
@Shirtpants: Behave like an educated human being or taste the banhammer.
@Shirtpants: I stand corrected, much wiser person that you and me.
@Negative0: oh come on man, again?
@Negative0: And when have people around here started behaving like human beings at least?
Hey, Stoner Hate was right. You’re modding comments now? B’aww, there goes the beauty of fluent fast-paced arguing.
@Shirtpants: Good point…
@Lisbeth: No, dude. There’s a word limit, due to popular demand, everything above goes to moderation. I’ve approved the comments and I’ve increased the limit. :) It’ll probably remove it soon.
@Lisbeth: respect neg0’s authoritah! also this http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-gifs-obey-the-rules.gif
@Myth: Your tribute pleases me.
hear thou! internet’s finest minds having a skirmish! they all sailed through life and got to the other side and now are all able to tell the exact percentage of bullshit in that guy’s thoughts. because we’re all the same, aren’t we?! at least that’s what women think, apparently…
aww, and let’s not forget the spelling geniuses hard at work over here… hahahahahahahaha!!! (did i spell that wright? or was it jajajajaja?! or perhaps right?)
@Negative0: Okay, I wasn’t throwing fits. :) It sounds reasonable the way you said it. I thought you were modding everything.
There, there, little gobbie, let me give you a hug! Your stepfather can’t touch you anymore, you’re safe now!
@evil_goblin: Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to make a serious point then a monkey comes in and makes fun of it because it’s the only way it knows how to respond ?
@Shirtpants: Love, weren’t you complaining earlier that people take themselves way too seriously over the internets? Why exactly do lads like evil_goblin feel the need to set everyone else straight?
Goblin, you’ve successfully healed the universe. You may rest now.
hahahahaha! you guys have been throwing knives at each other for 40 comments or so, i come with a “chill the fuck out” line and i’m the one taking myself way too seriously?! i guess so.
do you really have nothing better to do than argue about grammar and which exact quote is bullshit and which is not? i find the guy makes sense and you all do not. is that taking it too seriously?
have a great afternoon you know-it-all hags! at least in my neck of the woods it is.
@Lisbeth: You’re right my darling, but i respect the man’s opinion when i agree with him.
@evil_goblin: the only one arguing here is shirty with himself o:
you might as well be more successful than him though, cause with you I am indeed doubting on whether you are to be taken seriously or not @.@
@narcissa: Yet again you prove me arguing with a monkey can only result in this.
@Shirtpants: like I said, you are arguing with yourself, so that means you are indeed a monkey :3
I’ve had some good laughs. narcissa, if you are indeed a female, I don’t understand why do you find that post to be idiotic, since those are some advices given by a MAN to other MEN, so why would you care? That was the whole purpose of his posts in the first place, narcissa. We don’t give you advices on how to dress, what type of mascara you should use, how to clean or cook, because we don’t care. “Trolling”… Pfff.
@Contempt: Oh forgive me, I didn’t see that all his “advice” was to men about women, must be really an idiot. Oh no wait, that’s you.
@narcissa: ps. I was probably deceived by the fact that I didn’t see any advice on how to watch football or how to disconnect your brain, so I didn’t figure it was MAN to MEN advice. But then again, he did give advice on where to stick your penis…
@Contempt: Lad, she’s a monkey. If she doesn’t win the chess game she’ll shit on the board and throw peons at you. Give her a plastic toy and quietly walk away….
@Contempt: Was about to go all nazi grammar on your ass, then I realized I misread, and you wrote
“clean or cook” and not misspelled “clean our cock”
@Jukari: Uhhh… Where do you want him to prove it?
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