By Gina Sarti
I heard it’s an epic saga spanning across 32 novels. This one is subtitled “This Bitch Is On Fire”.
The bitch… The bitch… The bitch is on fire… We don’t need no water, let the stupid bitch burn… Burn, stupid bitch… Burn!…
they’re talking about you, Lisbeth
[tap on the shoulder]
@dualzo: You know you’re basically acting like a 10 year old boy now, right? :)
You guys are awesome!
Shit’s fucked: a russian guide for everyday use
@Lisbeth I can’t hear you over the sound of how much you’re crying , please cry more , cry me a river ,a fucking ocean if you will. I now have new internet goals:
2.make lisbeth mad.
3.make lisbeth cry.
4.make lisbeth commit suicide. (bonus)
@dualzo: Happy to be such a big part of your life.
Oh I keed you Lisbeth.My crush is in a relationship , this makes me hate you all.
But I have you anyway. I hope your cat dies.
@dualzo: Dude, grow a vagina and man up :)
@dualzo: There there, Mr. McFluffington. He didn’t really mean that.
Anyway, despite you upsetting my cat, calling me a cunt and constantly being an ass, I’m gonna wish you that your crush breaks up. Or that you get over her. Less baggage.
@Lisbeth: LOL why’d you wish such a thing !? (LOL?-ing away in the distance) . Immagine all the suffering you would spare him when he finds her with his best friend !!! (Jill meets IllL)
@Lisbeth: You’re lucky neg0 banned your nemesis a while ago.
@Shirtpants: “Nemesis”? Are we in a Marvel Comic? Can I get a spandex suit? XD
Do elaborate on why I’m lucky, tho.
@Lisbeth: Dafthour, the only man who resisted your charms and never missed an opportunity to call you a … i don’t quite remember all of them attributes but they were a lot. Mostly something that rimes with aunt.
@Shirtpants: Actually, I do believe it was my charms that drove him into madness. :D Either way, it’s nothing to be admired or bragged about. I do hope the poor lad finds peace eventually.
Your tiny owl is adorable, by the way.
@Lisbeth: That is Laddy , and he’s a boob magnet.
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