1. I’m guessing this is what Meat Loaf meant when he sang “I would do anything for love but I won’t do that”. The fat fuck is terrified of roaches, even dead ones.

  2. Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
    “I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It’s so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere–it’s so sanitary that the whole place shines.” pr0p3rty0fahaj0kes
    “Please,” said the other roach frowning. “Not while I’m eating!”

  3. @alice verde verde that was not the point.
    I don’t expect anyone to make up original, good jokes.

    I was talking about the way they trolled you.

  4. Why are women loose on the internet?Aren’t yo hoes supposed to be reading cosmopolitan or something?

  5. Can the person who posted the I heart you in roaches please contact me as I’m writing a humorous book about roaches and want to use this photo?

  6. @jules:
    Did you post the photo saying I heart you with dead roaches? I am writing a book and would like to use the photo. Can I get your permission?


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