1. Levitating spiders are one of the many experiments conducted for Willhelm Reich’s study on “How sex affects Weather” in relation to Drake’s equation, Black swan theory and bifurcation studies in biological dynamics, all conducted to discover the effects of a squirrel squirting over nuts and seeds in a low EMF over the agricultural development of undeveloped countries. Wait, what ?

  2. Indeed Professor, I forgot, also levitating spiders laying a web are used for representations of Margaret Geller and John Huchra’s “Great Wall” sheets of galaxies, “Sloan Great Wall” and studies on supercluster theories. Some of the scientists also use this to demonstrate the ‘Fuck you, that’s why’ theory, in opposition to followers of ‘Because we can’ theory.

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