1. It should have a warning like “Don’t try this at home! It makes you do stupid stuff and hate yourself in the morning” or yours truly “It’s a trap!”

  2. lol something similar actually happened to me today..i was a bit drunk…and i think i freaked out a girl after leaving with her from a friend…you get the idea:))..fuck..what was in my head? probably alcohol…

  3. The mind should never be beaten by the stupid heart. The mind makes us take awesome choices.

  4. Dear Heart,

    I hate you for being so stupid, impatient and pushy.

    Yours truly,
    Girl in love.

  5. Wait, shit, I was thinking cock vs brain. Fap doesn’t work on heart.
    Well, I guess you’re fucked.

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