1. Soldier: Morning, oh I see that your about start your morning ritual.
    Terrorist: ALLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAH, yes I’m about to drop these mortar shells on you infidel bastards.
    Soldier: LOL, well you better hurry, or you’ll be late.
    Terrorist: ALLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAH, oh no I’ll be late.
    Soldier: Oh, I’ll give you a lift, where are you headed.
    Terrorist: ALLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAH, to your FOB, we heard that your strategic General is here today..
    Soldier: Oh yeah he’s here, on the east-side of the compound in the large tent, Hey I’m headed that way, wanna lift?
    Terrorist: ALLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAH, sure.

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