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  1. No waaaay! Not w/ Chuck Norris’ Total Gym, but w/ a drop of Chuck Norris’ sweat…

    off-topic: I FUCKIN’ LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!

  2. Do you fuckin’ sleep with a fuckin’ bazooka under your pillow, bitch? Do you?
    If your fuckin’ answer is NO, then you’re fucked. If your answer is YES, then you’re still fucked, but Chuck Norris will at least grin when he murders you by ass-rape. You have no fuckin’ idea whatsoever that Chuck Norris is omnipresent, omniscient and omnipotent.
    Repent, and maybe you’ll see one more episode of ‘The Young and the Breastless’ or whatever lame-ass soap you’re watching…

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