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  1. …top ten people to have on speed dial…
    #1 Chuck Norris…for national security
    #2 Chuck Norris…because i think he’s watching me
    #3 Chuck Norris…because he has God on speed dial and won’t give the number
    ………………….
    #7 Michelle…because just won’t shut up about it
    #9 Chuck Norris…because Michelle still won’t shut up

  2. Pic 1 : Hello , Mr. Berlusconi. It’s a pleasure to meet you
    -He , he , he , nice try .
    Pic 2 : That son of a bitch. He’s going to get it .
    Pic 3 : Hey yo , Chuck . What’s up my brotha ? You know…
    Pic 4 : ..and that’s how it all happened.
    Pic 5 : Italy’s son of a bitch got pwned by Chuck Norris.

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