i’d smoke that :D
green hair green mind green everything…
who are you? :))
god? ok ,then… plz send me a pack of cigarettes :))
Light that shit,smoke that shit:D
marky2 knows :D
a friend with weed it`s a friend indeed,or something like that
A friend with breasts and all the rest,
A friend who’s dressed in leather.
alice knows him, but he has no breasts=))
PUFF PUFF PASS!
i was talking about smoking, what does this has to do with asses?
…you on smth, or what?
this is funny
after weed, anything is funny!!! even syphilis!!!
well , it is kind of funny ,if you’re stupid enough to get it :-??
are you talking to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME???
do you have syphilis?
Yes he does…and so does his dad. And cat.
and your mother!!!
oh yeah…that wasn’t predictable at all…you really wanna start a yo momma war?
SHUT UP AND GET OUT!!!
chill… take a Marlboro
alice, go smoke smth! soon, we’ll be together…
well, you asked for it:)
this is paranoya.who are you?
hehe, you are paranoid, but for no good reasons… or are there?
do i know you? you are starting to scare me
knock knock,i kill you :))
haha, scare you? what are you? a girly girl?=))
i am NOT girly :P
:| alice, then stop smoking this shit, it’s making you paranoid!!!
i was born paranoid.smoking keeps me chill
i’m gonna marry you :)
tell me who you are first ;)) or at least take me out to dinner , lol
no dinner, children, then you can cook me dinner…
i’m an incredible cook :))
You could donate a nice meal to the owner of this fine website of high quality entertainment (and dating services, apparently). :>
dating service :))
i can cook some nice pasta 4 you all :P
you bring the booze !
Alright! Cocksuckingfuckingparty at alice’s kitchen!
Ima tell you who he is: He’s the cliche in every movie: He’s 36 ,living with his mother and 7 cats, almost bald, yellowish transparent skin, googly eyes, huge nails, skinny, shits and pees his pants, smokes his lungs out, fucked up in his childhood, and thus, fucks everything that crawls and makes a hoarse sound everytime he sees sunlight. He spends every Father’s day at Jamaal’s house. He washes the dishes and makes sammiches. He loves his mother. He really loves his mother……
Or, he could just be a 15 yo poser. He’s more complicated than you’d think, ya know.
he maybe chandler bing:|
He may be the tooth fairy for all we know.
wait. Cocksuckingfuckingparty ? que?
ahem, close, but i got 6 cats…
so, alice, where do you live? i can drive by your house anytime…
One got away, huh.
what? no, i got too close:)
Nah. One had syphilis.
if you know me so well,you know where i live.
ps.the missing cat,is it white? :))
IT DIDN’T HAVE SYPHILIS!!! and maybe it’s white, why? got a white-cat fetish?
no,i have a white cat.
are you single? not that i cared…
no,i’m with my cat :))
good night, kitty…
nite nite,stalker :)
…i love my prey
i’m sure you do.
you love your ass? :))
not just mine… :-“
but you like me
You’re turning this thread into a private IM window.
GTFO. Both of you.
,,Dating on-line“ :i see that meh.ro is turning into something else.that`s a new start i think….neeeaaaahhhhhh
i`ve got 68 mails from meh.ro…..wtf….go out on a date
marky3, get a life!
i don’t need a date, i got porn! and 2 hands! 20 fingers and a mouth! and a butthole… that’s just not right…
Un hOMo,get laid,i think you really need that……by the way,i have already a beautiful life don`t worry about me.
you are homogay!
:))yeah yeah,wanna fuck with me?i`ll stay like a goat and you`ll do it like a lamb.Deal?
geez, get some ass man, stop hitting on men, handsome men;;)
2 gay fags arising? get a room…
i’m not trying to turn this thread into nothin’. excuse me…
yes but it’s fun and it’s traffic for meh
and this isn’t a dating service, so just give me your phone number and…
I could be persuaded to give you her personal info, if you’ll give me half the shit you get from her.
I could be persuaded not to give him your personal info, if you’d give me about tree fiddy.
Negative0, I like the way you’re thinking…
I love this. Finished i bag of popcorn just reading comments. Almost as good as K.anal D.
I love this. Finished a bag of popcorn just reading comments. Almost as good as K.anal D.
I love repeating myself.
I love repeating myself
personal info? you mean my mail ,lol ? that’s all you can know abt. me. or..do you know more? :-s
i don’t need help, i know stuff… i think
holy shit…for a moment I thought you were that stupid bitch from MTV Ro. I wish you were , so I can give her/you a little piece of my mind(meth speaking).
Alice from MTV =p~ i’m gonna marry her =p~
i’m not alice from mtv lol . i’m alice verde since i was 14 =))
uuu, under aged…
im 23 :-|
happy fucking birthday :| i’ll just pretent you’re 14
ok, pedohuman ;))
and thanx, my b-day is tomorrow
:-? that was not a… forget it :))
Happy birthday, alice.
:D Happy Birthday, little green girl :>
happy b-day alice! now shut up and bring me a beer!
and make something to eat!
thanx ! :D aww… i gone soft :))
i’d give you all beer and smth. to eat of you’d tell me who you are =))
*i’ve gone soft
you know we love you :X and i wanna eat you :-“
c’mon.take a marlboro green.
i’d take you:-“
i’d hit you…guess..
i have a birthday to participate at , if you all don’t wanna come out and drink a beer with me that’s just fine :P i’m just gonna get drunk by myself lol.
seriously now,have fun,i’m out for tonite(this is gonna be hard).and nobody here is “hittin'” me !
Geez. meh is slowly but surely turning in to a forum. Negative, I though you said you’ll clean this place up.
ok.i’m not gonna post anythin’ else except funny pix .
You keep asking for it, and then you’re gonna keep bitching about how you got gang raped by a bunch of mentally unstable internet stalkers.
i’m 1.85 m,i can handle them. i’ll wear new rocks =))
if you’re almost as tall as me, i’d make you a statue and look all day long at it 8-|. i looove tall women! once got hooked up with a 1.81ish and she was really elastic :X gotta love tall women.
Ummm… how’s the weather up there – there – there – here – ere – re – e -e -e?
weather is fine up here…how’s down there? still dark and wet?
ummm… yeah, but I got used to the moisture… still, something’s fishy down here….
maybe it’s the crabs…
the weather thingie.i get this joke since i was 5…. really? still good one? :-?
Good one MaezMe… And Alice… that’s always a good one…
alice .. just sucks… sometimes :)) i hope she doesn`t read this :))
don’t get me started , 8989989…
sorry 4 double posting. @ 8989…at least put a decent porn site on your link :))
You’re way too soft on the bastard.
it’s ok. i can bitchslap him :))
What the fuck happened to you guys?
My fucking god, this is what got the ideea of ‘forum’ in your heads!? Fuck my life.
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